I Scare Myself
July 1st, 2009 — 08:01 pm
A new shirt from Sam and Fuzzy enters the arena! Do you buy it?
It is about a ghost. A ghost that is afraid of ghosts. So sad. Pathetic ghost.
New Old Friends
June 16th, 2009 — 06:35 pm
Wow! This week we have two new additions to the TopatoCo family, both of whom you probably know. Think of them as very old babies, like babies with wrinkles and knowledge.
Sam Logan’s Sam and Fuzzy has been droppin’ e-comics on your cyberscope since before Iraq War II started! Sam and Fuzzy has been through some changes during the times, but it’s all been good. And now you can get the stuff here!
And Jon Rosenberg’s Goats has been around since before the year 2000 was invented! That was back when you had to look at the internet in those little booths that you had to put quarters in every fifteen minutes. Remember that? Anyway now you can get all of the famous Goats stuff here too, including the new major release Infinite Typewriters, the first of three for-real published books that will also be in real stores. But here at TopatoCo you can buy it without having to go to a store, because sometimes at stores there are awful people and kids running around everywhere and thugs and pick-pockets.
New Three Panel Soul Shirts
June 12th, 2009 — 04:00 pm
You guys like bunnies, right? Cute. You like angels too, right? Of course you do.
Now imagine the bunnies are RAPPELLING down the side of your body and the angel is also a ROBOT.
That’s the new Three Panel Soul shirts, go get them before somebody else does!
Brandon Bird
April 23rd, 2009 — 11:51 am
TopatoCo is so excited about our newest artist that we can barely stand up straight. Excuse us, whilst we remove to the fainting couch to complete this news-post.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your friends at TopatoCo have been enamored with the works of Mr. Brandon Bird ever since we first saw a picture Bea Arthur wrestling a dinosaur somewhere on the internet oh so long ago. And ever since we got this big ol’ printer we’ve had a hankerin’ to print a big old picture of Natalie Portman being totally freaked out by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
We don’t want to waste another moment of your time; your time is better spent browsing our selection of Brandon Bird merchandise here! Or, if that’s not enough, there’s a whole lot more to see on his site!
Problem Sleuth Prints
April 14th, 2009 — 07:17 pm
You are probably still mourning Problem Sleuth being over. We understand. That’s why you can now get commemorative prints to remind you of the glory of it all, for many years, until the tenuous grip you have on reality unravels completely, and from your motorized bed you gaze at your weathered but surprisingly well-preserved prints, slack-jawed, trying to remember what clocks are for. You will treasure them. And now you can choose between our regular super-high quality semi-gloss photo paper OR fancy-schmancy fine art textured paper. Pretty cool. Pretty dang cool.
And also can nip that mourning right in the bud, because a new MS Paint Adventure has begun — Homestuck!
Time Travel Essentials
April 11th, 2009 — 05:03 pm
If you’re like us, you live in constant fear of slipping into a wormhole and getting spit out in the 13th century, and the only real useful knowledge you have for your ignorant ancestors is “watch out for that Hitler guy” and “some of the Popes are evil.” Now with this handy, sturdy tee-shirt and high-quality poster print you don’t have to live in fear any longer. Sure this means that some of those bums like Copernicus and the Wright brothers will end up having to get real jobs, but it’s gonna be your name in the history books, and that’s what what matters.
A companion guide for this shirt entitled I Am Not a Demon: How to Avoid Being Executed for Heresy is in the works.
Exploding Dogs!
April 8th, 2009 — 01:06 pm
Look how excited TopatoCo is to announce we’re now offering Exploding Dog shirts and a book to our increasingly-bewildering inventory! You can’t see it, but we’re trembling with excitement. And we got goose bumps. And our pupils are dilated as far as they can go, and our hearts — oh, our hearts are like hummingbirds! Corpulent, heaving hummingbirds that live in pitch black and stop at unpredictable, terrifying intervals. We salivate excitement, lying flat on our backs until the thunder stops.
We have been friends with old Sam Brown for years, and his shirts went away for a while, but we brought them back for you, because we care about you, because you’re a good person, you know?
