At TopatoCo, we are not a billion-dollar corporation with hundreds of thousands of underpaid workers on the precipice of uprising. We’re just a few reasonably happy people that get paid okay and try real hard! We have no drones, no box-folding robots, no conveyor belts and no “corporate strategy.” That’s why we have… holiday ordering deadlines!
Please note that the target arrival date for all these deadlines is December 24 or sooner. For dates that come before December 24 , read this and please give us a couple extra days just in case because things start gettin’ pretty crazy around here right about now. We run a robot-free workplace and people are imprefect.
|U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ Deadline was November 19|
|DEC 1-4: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. ONLY USE U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ IF YOU DON’T MIND GETTING YOUR PACKAGE IN JANUARY|
|DEC 5: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.|
|DEC 10: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.|
|DEC 15: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping refer to this map, otherwise choose Overnight, Two Day, or Three Day accordingly.|
|DEC 18: NOT EVEN BABY JESUS DRIVING A SPEEDING MONSTER TRUCK WOULD BE ABLE TO DELIVER IN TIME. NEW ORDERS WILL ARRIVE AFTER CHRISTMAS. DIVERTING ALL POWER TO SHIPPING MACHINES.|
Thank you for allowing us to serve you for yet another hard-to-explain year. We also have a few more surprises up our sleeves. NOW LET’S GET TO SHIPPING