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A Log of Occurrences and Events Presented in Reverse-Chronological Order Follows

Night Moves (Inventory 20Jan)

January 20th, 2012 by Jeffrey

A rare evening run this week! The 100-year old freight elevator with hand-painted warning signs looks especially terrifying at night.

MSPA: SBAHJ, LIBRA, CAPRICORN
WHITENINJA: WIZARDPUNCH, STEALTH, LAZER, CEPHALOTACK
HARK: HELLOSQUID, BROS
RAPTOR BANDIT: GORILLAMATH, UNICORN APRON, DOLPHIN WEEE MCNINJA

SOFTER WORLD: BLOW UP THE MOON, DOCTOR
WONDERMARK: BIBLIO TEE AND ONESIES, SYMBOLS


JOCO
: BRAINS; DINOCOMICS: THERE; AXECOP: OCTOBEAR;  3PSOUL: BURRO;  DRESDENCODAK: DARWIN;  JHONENV: MEATGHOST;  SAM&FUZZY: REWRITE;  FUMBOO: DO THE ROBOT;  PFSC: PARIS

Catch of the Day

January 11th, 2012 by Jeffrey

Inventory has been updated for the following products!

MSPA SCORPIO, ARIES, LIBRA, CAPRICORN, VIRGO, BROKEN RECORD (GIRLS MENS XLG AND 27 MENS LG), ATOM (many sold out, more on order), GHOST, BLACK SQUIDDLE, SQUIDDLE, DEVILBEAST, RECORD, BIGMAN (atom and record are already back on order)

SCARY GO ROUNDEATED, PANGEA.

Gunshow Superbook One

HARKCURIES;  QCBAKING APRONS;  OCTOPIECATLADY TOTES; PFSCART HISTORY TOTES; WONDERMARKENGINEERING; STARSLIPHOBBES; NEDROIDBRAIN PROBLEMS; BRANDON BIRDCAGEDRADON; TINYKITTENFRENCHSHIP…

Also we have Coffee Hero mugs back in stock!

Ordering Changes / Shirt Haul January 4

January 5th, 2012 by Jeffrey

Starting basically last week, we’ve done away with the ability for people to order things that are in REPRINTING status, because a number of people lately have been unclear what it means and assumed that it was like when your laserjet printer says PRINTING when it’s just warming up.   I don’t know.  In reality the apparel is printed by The Evil Dr. T-Shirt in Southington CT, and he either ships the shirts to us UPS in Easthampton MA,  or Jeffrey drives MC Frontalot‘s old van down to pick them up.  Sometimes it’s a process that takes a few days, and in this world of Amazonian expectations and fluttering attention spans things gotta change.

Anyway we’re gonna post our weekly/sometimes-a-couple-times weekly hauls here from now on (they’ll also show up on the mailing list and RSS and Tumblr and Twitter and all those other weird time-wasting thing that make us all twitchy and unable to properly concentrate).  ANYWAY here are the most recently refreshed inventories:

MSPASEPULCHRITUDE HOODIES, SLEUTH DIPLOMACY, FRACTAL, TAURUS, GEMINI, LEO

HARKHISTORY IS SERIOUS, QUEEN, BOAT, DUCKS

QCAWKWARDNESS, TEH

RAPTOR BANDITWWBD, FIRE

OCTOPUS PIECAT LADY PRIDE, TRIPPIN

GUNSHOWHUGS;  DINO COMIXWHALE;  GUNNERKRIGGCOYOTE;  PFSCOHNO;  CAT AND GIRL: CHINESE

Also we have the Homestuck book and the Antidote mugs back in stock!

HOLIDAY DEADLINES HAVE PASSED

December 18th, 2011 by Jeffrey


Mass procrastination, unavailable holiday help despite high unemployment, higher-than-expected order volume despite a global economic collapse, and Homestuck have forced us to call the holiday ordering deadline a bit early. Orders placed after December 18 at 10:30PM EST are no longer guaranteed for Christmas delivery regardless of shipping class selected.  We still have almost 3,000 orders that need to go out the door in the next 24 hours and we are tired.

We are still working tirelessly to make sure all open orders will make it by December 24, upgrading shipping on select orders for no extra charge, and contacting customers who may have other issues.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT IN 2011. We are already getting excited for 2012 so hang on to your cats (unless you want to do a trade, our cats aren’t very good).

Winter is Fixing to Happen

November 21st, 2011 by Jeffrey

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It’s holiday ordering time AGAIN. It seems like only four or five months ago we were hollerin’ about this, but here were are, again. Here’s how this works. You see something you like and you want it to arrive by December 23, since that is the Friday before December 25, which in several hemispheres is designated the day to give things you’ve given little thought as to whether or not you can afford.

At any rate you see a thing you want, and that thing is IN STOCK and you want it by then, we are guaranteeing arrival by December 23 if you follow these deadlines. Basically that means if you order an IN STOCK item before these posted deadlines and if the order doesn’t make it to you time, and it’s our fault (ie not something the Post Office loses), we will give you your money back.

November 22 at 18:00EST was the last day to order using the least expensive and most notoriously erratic international shipping class, First Class International. Other order deadlines will fall in December and you can refer to this handy calendar to see all those.

December 2011
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS PASSED 22 NOV at 18:00 EST 1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 @ NOON EST USPS DOMESTIC & CANADA FIRST CLASS and USPS INTERNATIONAL PRIORITY 10
11 12 13 @ NOON EST USPS DOMESTIC PRIORITY and USPS STANDARD 14 @ NOON EST UPS GROUND (Unless you live within 3 days of us, see map) and USPS INTERNATIONAL EXPRESS 15 16 17
18 @10:30PM EST: ALL SHIPPING DEADLINES HAVE PASSED 19 @ NOON EST UPS 3-DAY and 2-DAY [DEADLINE CANCELED] 20 21 @ NOON EST UPS NEXT DAY AIR and USPS DOMESTIC EXPRESS [DEADLINE CANCELED] 22 23 24 (USPS still delivers on this day so hold on to hope)
25 PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTYYYY

Once again these deadlines only apply to IN STOCK items. We can’t guarantee sizes that are Reprinting, or items that are temporarily out of stock will be back in stock in time. Although we have printers working overtime right now, and we are receiving hundreds of shirts every day!