At TopatoCo, we know some of you can’t stand those brownshorts at UPS. Some of you can’t even look at a Fedex truck without breaking down in tears. Some of you hate the Post Office because your dog bit a letter carrier and the carrier dedicated their life to exacting revenge upon you. That’s why we offer all them different options. That also means that around this time of year things can start getting COMPLICATED when it comes to knowing exactly when the thing you want is going to arrive, ESPECIALLY if you’re ordering from outside the USA. That is what this is for.
Please note that the target arrival date for all these deadlines is December 24 or sooner. For dates that come before December 24, read this and please give us a couple extra days just in case because things start gettin pretty crazy around here right about now. We run a robot-free workplace and people be imperfect.
|INTERNATIONAL/CANADA FIRST CLASS Deadline was November 19||1|
|DEC 1-6: All shipping methods except INTERNATIONAL/CANADA FIRST CLASS are safe. ONLY USE INTERNATIONAL/CANADA FIRST CLASS IF YOU EXPECT TO GET YOUR PACKAGE IN JANUARY|
|DEC 7: International orders made not selecting USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL shipping would likely arrive after December 25.|
|DEC 12: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.|
|DEC 17: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For UPS GROUND and FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping refer to this map, otherwise choose Overnight, Two Day, or Three Day accordingly.|
|DEC 20: NOT EVEN SUPER-MUSCLY BABY JESUS WOULD BE ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF|
Thank you for allowing us to serve you for yet another hard-to-explain year. We also have a few more surprises up our sleeves. NOW LET’S GET TO SHIPPING