Look how excited TopatoCo is to announce we’re now offering Exploding Dog shirts and a book to our increasingly-bewildering inventory!  You can’t see it, but we’re trembling with excitement.  And we got goose bumps.  And our pupils are dilated as far as they can go, and our hearts — oh, our hearts are like hummingbirds!  Corpulent, heaving hummingbirds that live in pitch black and stop at unpredictable, terrifying intervals.   We salivate excitement, lying flat on our backs until the thunder stops.

We have been friends with old Sam Brown for years, and his shirts went away for a while, but we brought them back for you, because we care about you, because you’re a good person, you know?