Hello. I’m Jeffrey Rowland. I run this here TopatoCo outfit, and when I’m not doing that I also make cartoon strips and design tee-shirts of my own.

I just come up with a few designs you might be interested in.

We got a shirt that just says “Dang” on it, because that’s what you’re thinkin’ all the time.   I put it in cursive to represent “polishin’ turds.”  Think of this design as if John Wayne spent half a day on something tryin’ to make it look pretty.

I made a shirt that’s about the scariest thing in the world, flyin’ in airplanes.  I put a smiley face on the plane because people love that, when not-alive things smile at them.

I made tee-shirt design about not wantin’ to get shot.  Now I am personally in favor of every American being forced to own at least 100 guns, that they would be required by law to carry with them at all times, but I am completely against getting shot by guns.   It’ ain’t necessary.

And then there’s a shirt that’s about a touchy subject.   There’s only two types of people out there, those that knows what the hell is goin’ on with this thing, and those that don’t.  And the ones that don’t that don’t probably don’t got their phones tapped.

Those shirts are all up for pre-order right now and everybody who pre-orders is gonna get a surprise gift.  And you will be surprised.