The thing about running a T-shirt manufactury is that you end up with a lot of merchandise. Everything’s gotta be printed in all these different sizes, and there are different color options, and even a small number of designs can permute out into irrational numbers of actual product.

And we ain’t no second-rate ham-shop runnin’ T-shirts out the back of an off-label methadone distillery either — we’re the world’s largest graphical internet entertainment licensing firm, and we got literally twenty dozen different designs that we throw away on a daily basis. We are straight-up and down-low professional and the side effect of all this legitimate-businessin’ is that we got tee-shirts in every orifice and stacked up to reach the danged rafters.

Solution? TAG SALE. We’ve got bins, crates and barrels (curiously, no boxes) full of limited, discontinued, overstocked and/or clearance merchandise that we want to get rid of. This Saturday, September 26, we are opening our doors and urging you, a bunch of strangers, to come paw through a giant stash of our clean cotton miscellany. That’s right — the TopatoCo offices will be open to the discount-loving public for a one-day bargain-basement housecleaning hootenanny.

Everything will be marked down to prices that may make us cry — but as our intrepid leader Jeffrey continually sneers, “We have to give them bargains so they will like us!” This is an important step in our social development so we just ask that you please not bring any airhorns or we may become spooked and bolt.

So join us on Saturday from 10 AM till 7 PM. The address is: 116 Pleasant St., Ste. 203, Easthampton MA 01027. Google’s got a map of it right here. It’ll be great bargains on a pile of great stuff for you, and maybe finally clearing enough space to meet the fire code for us. Sounds like a win-win.