WE’RE DONE. HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES HAVE PASSED.
GO ENJOY WHAT REMAINS OF YOUR LIFE

Here’s a reminder of our get-it-by-Christmas holiday ordering deadlines! There is a little more info, not a lot, here.

If you order by the following deadlines, your package should have plenty of time to get where it is intended to go. Please keep in mind that we here at TopatoCo do a lot of things, but actually deliver your package is not one of those things. Once the package leaves our warehouse, it is up to the Postal Service to get it to you. Also, if you live outside of the US there will most likely be customs fees. Those are on you, dude.

USPS INTERNATIONAL PRIORITY = December 8

USPS INTERNATIONAL EXPRESS and
DOMESTIC FIRST CLASS AND PRIORITY = December 15

USPS DOMESTIC EXPRESS = December 18

Shipping times for UPS vary, depending on where you are located, but are guaranteed. For information please visit the UPS web site to calculate shipping times and plan accordingly.

All items must be designated “in stock”. Anything “All Gone” is gone, perhaps forever, but at least for now. Any shirts in “Short Delay” status are in the screenprinter’s reprinting queue and won’t be restocked before Christmas.

THAT BEING SAID — if you don’t care about Christmas delivery, order anything you like, at any time! We are not going to judge you.

ALSO — it should be mentioned. We bark a lot about deadlines and make loud, stern faces at the 0.5% of customers who make Problems, but the vast majority of you are kind, friendly, good-smelling and we are pleased and proud to serve you. Thank you so much for your patronage, for your support of the independent arts, and for being normal and nice. It’s for you that we do this!

And for, you know. The money.