In our unending mission to tighten our fierce, talon-like tentacles around every good thing extant on the six and a half normal internets, we have just taken one giant leap closer to total global domination. TopatoCo is proud to unveil the MaxFunStore, featuring all kinds of crazy products from MaximumFun.org.

WHAT IS MAXIMUM FUN? You mean you don’t know? Maximum Fun is the internet home of Jesse Thorn, who has a show on the radio and the podcasts called The Sound of Young America, on which he interviews everybody ever in the world of comedy, music and entertainment. Like, literally everybody from Andrew W.K. to Zach Galifianakis. Then he’s got a thing called Jordan, Jesse, Go! which is a comedy podcast where John Hodgman is a recurring character as an all-powerful judge. That is just par for the course in Jesse Thorn’s world.

Also he is a nerd about dressing nice so all his products are printed on the super-duper-premium Alternative Apparel brand. He’s got our first-ever embroidered polo as well as a hoodie he claims you will want to know carnally, it is so freaking soft.

Also Jesse’s doing some of his comedian friends a solid and offering products for them too: Andy Daly’s Mustache TV, which is America’s Number One Television-Based Mustache Game For Parties, and a logo shirt for Kasper Hauser, who are sketch comedy geniuses.

Now, here is the thing. As a public-radio person, Jesse is used to doing pledge-drives and asking for donations. We’re pleased to guide him on this critical step away from Communism and into the vagaries of the free market. LET US MAKE IT HAPPEN AT ONCE