You know TopatoCo as a place for leisure and business wear; adornment for boudoir and church alike; vending every manner of fine chemises appropriate for the classroom or the courtroom; offering fine apparel of every variety except tank tops and tuxedoes (stay tuned).

But we also got things! And now is the time to point out a bunch of them specifically. Up there you see a picture of the Poop Sign, by our friend and mankind’s enemy Chris Yates. If somehow its image does not immediately convey its meaning, perhaps this video will clear your sinuses of confusion:

So that settles that!

ALSO we got unique holiday cards! Now, for the first time in basically ever, via one single convenient hyperlink you can buy greeting cards from Dinosaur Comics, Sheldon, Cat & Girl, Wondermark, Little Gamers, Sam & Fuzzy — we are your PLACE for HOLIDAY CARDS. The holidays are coming up! Do not wait to buy these, in honesty we will probably run out at some point and you will be left high and dry.

Do you like animals? How about non-living animals you can cuddle with? Bohda Te’s got two new plush animals which were never even alive, ever, so chill out, anti-taxidermy activists. It is a regular and understood thing for there to be animals stuffed with cotton or other that can be cuddled with and adorabled. Here is one and here is the other for your enjoyment and purchasing and forever-love!

And we also got some very good new messenger bags! There is one from A Softer World talking about zombies and one from Wondermark talking about knitting, but both presuppose a situation of emergency and both are good for carrying basically any goods that need carrying over a shoulder or being slung jauntily across a body. These are rugged canvas, super stylish and handy for messengers or really anyone at all with a suitable torso. I’m looking at you-oo-ou!