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The Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club Certificate



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Going places. Learning things. Understanding concepts and the world around you. Not denying reality, even when it is standing directly in front of you, screaming at you. These are things that aren't really all that necessary if you just BELIEVE.

Each certificate is hand-written with a unique* Minster Title issued by Jeffrey Rowland.

There are over 800 of these things out there and Jeffrey never kept track of the titles so it's possible you may get a title someone else got. If this happens it is because of Serendipity.