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Crap Geek / Ass Brains Cards


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Basic business card size, let people know how fancy and ready you are for their business with these elegant cards. Either side comes with a Crap Geek or Ass Brains, so just flip it to which one you want the potential client to see first. Leave it in jars at restaurants to enter one of those drawings for a free meal. Or just leave them around for jokes and japes.