Your Existence Shirt

Death, Disaster, Paranoia, and Ennui

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An unimaginable number of decisions, random events, and accidents all fell into place over billions of years in a way that somehow ultimately led to your very unlikely existence. Might as well enjoy it!

About the Shirts:

  • Mens/Unisex Shirts screen-printed on super-soft Gildan Softstyle Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex (64000). 3XL and 4XL may be substituted with Gildan Ultra Cotton or Hanes Beefy-T in closest color match.
  • Ladies Shirts screen-printed on Gildan Softstyle, 100% Ring Spun Cotton (64000L).

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