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Catch the Flesh Eating Reading Bacterium Shirt

Death, Disaster, Paranoia, and Ennui


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The Flesh-Eating Reading Bacterium! Get lost in a good book while all that annoying flesh sloughs off like cabbage in a pressure cooker! Flesh is a prison, after all, and many great works of literature take place in prisons!

Artwork by Iain Burke!

Are you all wet right now? Get this design on a towel, too!

About the Shirts:

  • Mens/Unisex Shirts screen-printed on American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex (or Royal Apparel 5051). 3XL and 4XL may be substituted with Gildan Ultra Cotton or Hanes Beefy-T in closest color match.
  • Ladies Shirts screen-printed on Bella Favorite Tee, 100% Ring Spun Cotton (6004).

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