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WTNV Holiday Sweater 2020

Death, Disaster, Paranoia, and Ennui


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We're not saying the new 2020 holiday sweater will give you telekinetic abilities. We are not saying that. We are saying that these sweaters are: lovely, unisex, 100% acrylic knit, and, like we said, will not give you telekinetic abilities. Furthermore we are not responsible for any damages caused by telekinetic abilities that you attain coincidentally while wearing this sweater.

Designed by Rob Wilson.

Size Chart

Sweater Size
Chest 39 42 45 48 51 54
Length 28.5 29.5 30.5 31.5 32.5 33.5
Waist 28-30 30-32 32-34 34-36 36-38 38-40