Weird is Where the Heart Is Shirt

Death, Disaster, Paranoia, and Ennui


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What's not weird about a meat pump in the middle of your chest that pumps 2,000 gallons of blood every day in that lives in a terrifying, pitch-dark house made of skeleton bones? It's very weird!

Artwork by Jeffrey Rowland!

About the Shirts:

  • Mens/Unisex Shirts screen-printed on American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex (or Royal Apparel 5051). 3XL and 4XL may be substituted with Gildan Ultra Cotton or Hanes Beefy-T in closest color match.
  • Ladies Shirts screen-printed on Bella Favorite Tee, 100% Ring Spun Cotton (6004).

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