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King Butt-Touches Mug

Drinkware

$15.00

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This mug lets the peasant folk know that you are no ordinary butt enthusiast. You are the king of touching butts. That's the highest level you can get to. If you are not a dude you can help destroy gender norms by drinking out of this mug and saying to the world "anyone can be a king when it comes to loving butts." Please remember to only touch the butts of those who consent to the caress of your royal hand.

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Mug Info: Regular old coffee mug-sized (4" tall, 3 1/2" wide), screenprinted, coffee mugs. Scratch-proof. Hand-wash only. Holds 11 ounces of whatever liquid you choose to put in there.