WTNV Enamel Pins
Sheriff's Secret Police: Convince certain people you are supposed to be doing what you are doing with this 1.5" enamel pin! Please note this pin does not grant you power to access places you are not already authorized or the power to arrest people who are not listening to you.
Night Vale Radio Intern Pin: Remember when you got this for your one-week anniversary, and wondered how weird it was that they considered that an accomplishment? Designed by Kate Leth! 1.75" wide enamel pin with two clutches on the back!
Scary Deer: It's back. It's out back. In the back yard. It's looking at us. It's looking at everything. Artwork by Jessica Hayworth. 1.25" enamel lapel pin with a clutch/butterfly back.
Glow Cloud: Some people complain about or even fear the glow cloud. Not You. You're like, "Hey! It's raining free dead animals!" When life gives you a glow cloud, make a tasty meat meal out of the dead animals it rains down. Designed by Iain Burke. 1.25" die-struck soft enamel lapel pin with a clutch/butterfly back. The purple parts emit a faint glow in total darkness, like it's dying.
Shambling: Love is a shambling thing, and so is this pin. Designed by Iain Burke. 1.75" hard enamel lapel pin with a clutch/butterfly back.
Please refer to these charts before ordering if you are not familiar with the brand of shirt it is printed on! The style of shirt should be identified in the description. Ladies shirt sizes can be especially zany, as many ladies have no doubt noticed in stores. The Human Bird and Paperklip even made an incredibly charming video about those.
One thing to keep in mind American Apparel, Royal Apparel, and Alternative Apparel all run about a size smaller than their Gildan/Hanes counterparts. Ladies 2XLs are pretty small, and if you were to be in the market for a Ladies 3XL, the size basically picks back up at Unisex Large. The cut is slightly different but the message is the same: you are cooler than everyone else.
Some Basic Information
Packages—if all items are in stock—usually leave our Western Massachusetts warehouse within 1 - 4 business days. However, if one of your items is currently on Short Delay/Reprinting that means it is currently in production, it may take up to three weeks to ship, but usually much quicker. If you need something for a specific time/event, or would like to split your order, please submit a Support Ticket and we'll see what we can do.
We also don't require delivery signatures unless you specifically request it.
If You Are in the US
We currently ship things a couple of different ways.
If You Are... Elsewhere
We ship things internationally using DHL eCommerce!
Packages ship in 1-4 business days if not indicated Short Delay. You will be responsible for import taxes, customs, VAT, and other country-specific fees upon receipt of your package.
We offer DHL Parcel eCommerce shipping options for if you're in a low to medium rush, and USPS Priority Express international for when you need something ASAP and money is of no concern to you. They're priced according to speed and tracking accuracy.
- DHL First Class: 220 Countries, Final Delivery scan to most countries, 3-21 days.
- DHL Priority: 220 Countries, Much Better Tracking*, 14 average transit days.
- USPS Priority Mail Express International: 3-5 average transit days is what they advertise!
Please note that we cannot mark packages as "Gifts" to help you evade customs, as that's international mail fraud and they'll throw us in jail which is pointless in a way since no jail can hold us. It is however very inconvenient.
Still have a question about shipping? We have a whole bunch of FAQs about specific things that you should go check out.