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Goatsplosion Shirt



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Remember when Goatsplosion toured and you were there? Remember when that goat came up from the floor like in Jurassic Park, only it exploded instead of getting eaten by a T-Rex? Remember when that lady in the audience did get eaten by a T-Rex? None of this happened, of course, because I made it all up, including the band, but now you can commemorate my lies with this incredible Goatsplosion tour shirt.

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  • Mens/Unisex Shirts: American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex (or Royal Apparel 5051). 3XL and 4XL may be substituted with Gildan Ultra Cotton or Hanes Beefy-T in closest color match.
  • Ladies Shirts: Bella 6004 or American Apparel 2102 Fine Jersey, Ring-Spun Cotton Tees. So comfortable... so comfortable.