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Anal Safety Snails Shirt

LGBTQ

$23.00

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Glows in the dark! 

Go slow. How slow? Safety snail slow. Artwork by Erika Moen as seen in Oh Joy Sex Toy, the link to which I assume you understand is NSFW.

Screenprinted on...

Mens/Unisex: American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex ( or Royal Apparel 5051) in Black, and
Ladies: American Apparel Fine Jersey Womens Tees (2102) also in Black.

If you are in doubt of what size you require we have size charts!