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Anglerfish Shirt

Love, Friendship and Makeouts

$23.00

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The female anglerfish knows that sometimes the parasitic remains of a male member of the species, fused to one's skin and atrophied to nothing more than a functioning pair of gonads, can't keep you company when you're watching Craig Ferguson and wondering where you went wrong with your life.

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Standard: American Apparel or Royal Apparel 5051 in Black, and
Ladies: American Apparel 2102 in Black.

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