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King Butt-Touches Shirt

Love, Friendship and Makeouts

$22.00

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He is the king of touching butts and now, by purchasing and subsequently wearing this shirt, you can also be the king of that thing I said (touching butts). If you are not a dude you can help destroy gender norms by wearing this shirt and saying to the world "anyone can be a king when it comes to loving butts." Please remember to only touch the butts of those who consent to the caress of your royal hand.

King Butt-Touches Comix!

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Mens/Unisex: Gildan Heavy Cotton in Black, and
Ladies: Bella 6004 "Favorite Tee" in Black.