Full Chort Shirt

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America's most beloved phrase was once available only as a vanity license plate. Now, you can get it on a t-shirt. All cotton, soft as a baby's tookus. Only you and your friends will know what this strange combination of words and near-words means. Go Full Chort or go home.

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Mens/Unisex: Alternative Apparel Tear-Away Label T-Shirt Crew (1070) in Asphalt and
Ladies: Alternative Apparel Basic Womens Tear-Away Label T-Shirt (1070) in Asphalt (more sizing info here).

Runs kinda small, order a size up if in doubt!