Things are still moving slowly. With the pandemic still not under control, we continue to operate with safety as our primary concern. This means one person in a warehouse at a time, and orders taking up to 8 days to ship our. This, in addition to slowdowns at the USPS, means you rorder may take a few extra days in transit as well. Thank you for your support and patience. If you have any questions please contact us on our help desk.

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Pre-Order Warning! Temporarily sold out! The manufacturer discontinued these shorts but we're going to replace them with a new style very soon! Follow us on twitter or sign up get emailed when they're back ==>

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Shorts Info! Shorts are screen-printed on Augusta 987 Ladies Trim Fit Jersey Shorts. More about those here, and here are size charts for the shorts!