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WTNV Beach Towels 2019

Summer Lovin'


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And then there were beach towels! Four different designs, one a limited run! And they're not just for the beach! You can use them after a bath or shower, or whenever you are wet and don't want to be! Suddenly develop a mind-bridge with a nemesis? Drape it over your body to make the situation less awkward!

Towels Info:

65% cotton/35% polyester | 30" x 60" | No Invisibility Properties

Care Instructions:

Machine wash warm | Wash before first use | Do not bleach | Wash colors separately | Tumble dry on low heat


Logo and The Stranger by Rob Wilson | Catch the Flesh Eating Reading Bacterium by Iain Burke | Ash Beach by Jessica Hayworth