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Giraffe Crush Shirt

Tiny Kitten Teeth


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"This looks like the kind of gal I can just chill with." Thought the giraffe. 

She paused momentarily to check her teeth on the polished undercarriage of a passing aircraft. As she began to make her advance upon the unsuspecting female, her cell-phone alarm clock began to blare a MIDI version of 'Burning Down The House', a reminder for her upcoming appointment for lasik surgery.

Shirt Info: Mercilessly screenprinted on Mens Gildan Ultra Cotton in natural, and American Apparel Jersey Tees (2102) in creme! See sizing information if you are curious about how big things are in real life.