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If You're Happy and You Know It Shirts and Tanks

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Sometimes known as Schrödinger's Happiness, originally seen in this famous tweet!

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  • Mens/Unisex Shirts: American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex (or Royal Apparel 5051). 3XL and 4XL may be substituted with Gildan Ultra Cotton or Hanes Beefy-T in closest color match.
  • Ladies Shirts: Bella Fine Jersey Womens Tees (6004).
  • Tank Top: Bella+Canvas 3480 (4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton)

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