{"title":"Welcome to Night Vale","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left; width: 100%; background: #000; line-height: calc(60% + 0.5vw); margin: 0px; border-bottom: 2px solid black; padding: 1.5% 2% 2% 2%;\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 aria-label=\"Welcome to Night Vale\" style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Welcome to Night Vale\" width=\"100%\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1829\/4817\/files\/wtnv-banner3.png?v=1673036243\" style=\"align: center; padding-bottom: 1%;\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: calc(10px + .6vw); line-height: calc(50% + 0.2vw); color: #fff;\"\u003eWELCOME TO NIGHT VALE is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events. 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