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2014 Holiday Ordering Deadlines

At TopatoCo, we are not a billion-dollar corporation with hundreds of thousands of underpaid workers on the precipice of uprising. We’re just a few reasonably happy people that get paid okay and try real hard! We have no drones, no box-folding robots, no conveyor belts and no “corporate strategy.” That’s why we have… holiday ordering deadlines!

Please note that the target arrival date for all these deadlines is December 24 or sooner. For dates that come before December 24 , read this and please give us a couple extra days just in case because things start gettin’ pretty crazy around here right about now. We run a robot-free workplace and people are imprefect.

December 2014
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U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ Deadline was November 19
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DEC 1-4: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. ONLY USE U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ IF YOU DON’T MIND GETTING YOUR PACKAGE IN JANUARY
DEC 5: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
DEC 10: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
DEC 15: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping refer to this map, otherwise choose Overnight, Two Day, or Three Day accordingly.

Thank you for allowing us to serve you for yet another hard-to-explain year. We also have a few more surprises up our sleeves. NOW LET’S GET TO SHIPPING

TopatoCo is now on youtube!

Due to so much interest in our expansion towards other social media factions such as our Vine and Instagram accounts, The Topato Corporation has deemed youtube as a “decent enough” site, and are now branching our weird little arms to that area of the internet!



What kinds of videos can I expect?

Merchandise commercials, holiday videos, interviews with the creators of TopatoCo, convention videos, AND MORE!

Does it cost anything to subscribe?

Wh-What? Uh… no… Do you know what youtube is? Oh crap, did we accidentally travel back to 2004 again? Goddammit, who’s the president? WHAT?? STILL???


Okay, okay, enough of that now. We know it’s only 2008!

Subscribe to TopatoCo on youtube!

New Things and #MaxFunWeek!

Hello friends of TopatoCo!

We’ve been extremely busy lately, going to conventions like San Diego Comic Con, The Small Press Expo, and New York Comic Con. During that time, we’ve released tens of new products from clients such as Welcome To Night Vale, Kate Or Die!, Chris Yates, Machine of Death, Sam & Fuzzy, KC Green, and so SO many more!

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Our newest client, @GOPTeens, has created hilariously satirical shirts like “Is #Obama a #Voldemort?” and “Where should #America’s next #war be?”




Starting yesterday, #MaxFunWeek is going on! Each day there is a new thing to do that is MaxFun related! There are super fun giveaways, and a PILE of new merch on our store, ranging from tote bags to skateboard decks!


Also as a fun extra to #MaxFunWeek, there will be DAILY Reddit AMAs! See the list below!

  • Friday, October 17th
    Justin and Travis McElroy (MBMBaM) – 12:00-1:00 PM PDT
    Barbara Gray, Tess Barker, and Brandie Posey (Lady to Lady) – 2:00-3:00 PM PDT
  • Saturday, October 18th
    Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson (Throwing Shade) – 1:00-2:00 PM PDT
  • Sunday, October 19th
    Dave Shumka (Stop Podcasting Yourself) – 1:00-2:00 PM PDT
    Dan McCoy and Stuart Wellington (The Flop House) – 3:30-4:30 PM PDT
  • Monday, October 20th
    Jesse Thorn and Jordan Morris (Jordan, Jesse, Go!) – 2:00-3:00 PM PDT
    Julie Sabatier (Destination DIY) – 4:00-5:00 PM PDT
    Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller (Baby Geniuses) – 6:00-7:00 PM PDT
  • Tuesday, October 21st
    Hrishikesh Hirway (Song Exploder) – 1:00-2:00 PM PDT
    Ross Blocher and Carrie Poppy (Oh No, Ross & Carrie) – 6:30-7:30 PM PDT

Keep up with more #MaxFunWeek info at their website or on twitter @MaxFunHQ. And check out for sweet merch!


See you next time, and don’t forget to stay TopatoCo-nnected!

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TopatoCo at TCAF!



THIS WEEKEND in Toronto, Ontario! The Toronto Comics and Arts Festival! TopatoCo will be there, on the second floor, kings of all we survey, and we’ll have the following artists with us:

Christopher Baldwin

Anthony Clark

Joey Comeau & Emily Horne, with their new A Softer World collection and flasks. Pick up a flask Saturday morning for secret TCAF drinking, the Worst Idea

Aaron Diaz, with his beautiful, gigantic TOMORROW GIRL books making their TCAF debut.

Frank Gibson & Becky Dreistadt, with their Capture Creatures book and a new Adventure Time graphic novel. They’ll also be on a panel on Sunday.

Nick Gurewitch

Jeph Jacques, with Questionable Content volume 4.

Kate Leth, with her new Adventure Time graphic novel, new tote bags, and two panel appearances.

Sam Logan, with his new, massive Sam & Fuzzy Omnibus. Bring an extra suitcase for lugging this one home.

David Malki!, with the Machine of Death card game and books.

Rosemary Mosco, with a brand-new print collection.

Ryan North, with To Be Or Not To Be making its TCAF debut.

Download the TCAF Guidebook for an exhibit floor map and information about the panels, so you can find your favorite artists using TECHNOLOGY.

We hope to see you in Toronto!

Skybridge: The Battle in Seattle

At some point this weekend (March 28-30) you may find yourself in a strange costume on the Skybridge of the Washington State Convention Center. To your left is TopatoCo (The Good Guys). To your right is BOOM! Studios. The tension is so thick it cannot be cut. Scientists will be studying how thick the tension is for practical uses in building aircraft frames.


We are outgunned and outnumbered but we believe we might win. Maybe. We have street smarts and gumption and all that. We have the combined power of:

Emily Horne & Joey Comeau (A Softer World): They have badass tattoos.

Aaron Diaz (Dresden Codak): Aaron once beat up a gang.

Becky Dreistadt and Frank Gibson (Tiny Kitten Teeth): Frank is from New Zealand.

Tyson Hesse (Boxer Hockey/Diesel): Tyson was born without the part of his brain that feels fear.

Jeph Jacques (Questionable Content): Jeph is 11 feet tall.

Kate Leth (Kate Leth): Kate also had badass tattoos.

Sam Logan (Sam and Fuzzy): Sam is a demolitions expert.

David Malki ! (Wondermark/Machine of Death): David is the deadliest man in the world with parody rap lyrics.

Ryan North (Dinosaur Comics/All Kinds of Stuff): Ryan is TWELVE feet tall.

Dante Shepherd (Surviving the World): Dante has super intelligence and hearing.

Chris Yates (Chris Yates Studios): Chris uses power tools like, all the time.

We will have STUFF. We will have THINGS. We will have surprises. We will have the WILL TO SURVIVE. But most importantly, we will have friendship. And street smarts.