Internet Deprivation Shirt


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Let's face it, the only way you're going somewhere without access to broadband has got to be some kind of cruel experiment performed at the whims of madmen.

And yet that's where you find yourself this day. Perhaps it's the brutally un-air-conditioned outdoors, with angry heat surging from our furious daystar! Perhaps it's some sort of absurd human social function, where staring unblinkingly at a tiny screen would be considered rude!

Think of all the incredible tweets you're not making right now! Augh!!

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Mens/Unisex: American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex ( or Royal Apparel 5051) in Asphalt, and
Ladies: American Apparel Fine Jersey Womens Tees (2102) in Asphalt.