Things are still moving slowly. With the pandemic still not under control, we continue to operate with safety as our primary concern. This means one person in a warehouse at a time, and orders taking up to 8 days to ship our. This, in addition to slowdowns at the USPS, means you rorder may take a few extra days in transit as well. Thank you for your support and patience. If you have any questions please contact us on our help desk.

Mystery Items from the Mysterious Shed

Our Best Selling Objects and Items


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We have all kinds of things that aren't on the site anymore. Some of them we got sick of looking at, some we had to pull because of legal threats, and sometimes a strange, hairless, soaking wet child wanders into the warehouse, points at something, and vanishes. Items like these end up in the Mystery Shed out back, and you can buy them cheap. The only thing is, we can't tell you exactly what they are.

Mens Mystery Shirts come printed on American Apparel, Gildan, Hanes, or Fruit of the Loom. Womens come printed on either American Apparel 2102 or Bella 6004.

There are no refunds or exchanges on these things. Life is like a box of chocolates -- no one knows exactly where it came from, or how to stop it.