So You Want To Talk To Us

Are You a Cop?

You have to tell us if you're a cop.


I Need Help!

Do you have a question regarding an order you placed? If so, you should head on over to the TopatoCo Support Desk, where a member of our staff will be more than happy to assist you. If that fails and you super-urgently need to get in contact with us, you can always email support [at] topatoco [dot] com. If it is a life-threatening emergency, please dial 911 (112 in Europe).


I Am a Newspaper Type, I Demand an Interview, The People Deserve to Know the Truth, etc.

If you are a media, business, or commercial type and wish to get in contact with us for an interview, or sample one of our products for a review, you need to talk to topato [at] topatoco [dot] com. Don't email Topato with pitches for your Shopify app, he will block you. Sorry.


I Want to Sell Your Things in My Store

If you're interested in wholesale orders for your retail store, read more here. We can offer discounts on most things, depending on quantities and whether or not you have a physical storefront. We don't usually offer wholesale for internet stores or events like conventions.


I Want to Sell My Things in Your Store

We're always on the lookout for new talent and ideas that blend with everything else we offer! If you've got an existing audience and a solid record of good work, contact topato [a] to see if we're taking on new clients!


I Want to Send You Something Legal and Not Harmful, Definitely Not a Wad of Snakes

To mail something to us, you're going to want to use this address:

14 Industrial Parkway
Easthampton MA 01027

If the thing you're sending happens to be a return/exchange, please label it "TOPATOCO RETURNS" somewhere on the package where we'll be able to easily see it.


Where's Your Phone Number? I Just LOOOOVE Talking on the Phone

Because we're super awkward and since if you have a business phone listing you get 150 solicitation calls a day, we prefer to avoid the telephone. Also, half the people who call just want to talk to Ryan North or Jeph Jacques or Meredith Gran or Cecil Baldwin or the it's cops calling about Oglaf, again. Also talking on the phone is a little 20th century, don't you think? We much, much, much prefer e-mail or support ticket communication but our number is listed.