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Dog Park Sign Shirt

Death, Disaster, Paranoia, and Ennui


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Be sure to wear this shirt while avoiding the electrified fence at The Dog Park, and take care to avoid looking at the Hooded Figures at The Dog Park (which does not exist). Please do not bring your dog.

About the Shirts:

  • Unisex Shirts screen-printed on super-soft 100% Cotton American Apparel (2001) 3XL and 4XL may be substituted with Gildan Ultra Cotton or Hanes Beefy-T in closest color match.
  • Fitted Shirts screen-printed on Gildan Softstyle Dark Heather, 65% Polyester / 35% Ring Spun Cotton (64000L).

Check the size charts!