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Sleep Like There's Nobody Watching Shirt

Death, Disaster, Paranoia, and Ennui

$23.00

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Spiders have eight eyes. From this famous tweet! Ink glows in the dark to make it easier to see you at night.

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  • Mens/Unisex Shirts: American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex (or Royal Apparel 5051). 3XL and 4XL may be substituted with Gildan Ultra Cotton or Hanes Beefy-T in closest color match.
  • Ladies Shirts: Gildan Softstyle 100% Ring Spun Cotton (64000L).

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