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Beard Measuring Shirt

The Human Condition

$22.00

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Sometimes you need a metric. A way to motivate and hold yourself accountable. Some people post their goals online; others keep a journal. Now here is a T-shirt you can wear so everyone you meet will know that dangit, you're trying.

Recommended pairing: with the Hierarchy of Beards poster, obviously.

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Mens/Unisex: American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex ( or Royal Apparel 5051) in Truffle, and Ladies: Bella "Favorite Tee" Ring-Spun Super Soft Jersey Knit(6004) in Maroon.