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The Official Dick Butt Shirt

These Have Swears

$21.00

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You all wanted it. And now it is here. He is like a humble rockstar, spreading across the internet like the f*cking lolcats. And now here we are. How did we get to this? Why did I succumb? The pressure was too much and I gave in. I GIVE UP. YOU WIN. Please make all checks payable to The Topato Corporation. You did this.

Shirt Info: Screenprinted on Mens Gildan 100% cotton in BLACK and Ladies Bella Crew-Neck Jersey Tees or American Apparel 2102 ALSO IN BLACK! Print is about 10" wide. See sizing information if you are curious about how big things are in real life.