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Amateur Hour Shirt



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Buncha jabronis that ate clown shoes for breakfast running around here, I tell you what. Artwork by KC Green, Jeffrey just yells it all the time!

Wear this shirt to the bank, pharmacy, parent-teacher conference, emergency room, etc., and point at it to save wear and tear on your vocal cords.

Expertly screenprinted upon Mens/Unisex: American Apparel Fine Jersey Mens/Unisex (2001) in Cranberry, and
Ladies: American Apparel Fine Jersey Womens Tees (2102) also in Cranberry. Are you not sure what size you should get? Check out our size charts!