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Artificial Heart Level 4 Access Kit


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The Artificial Heart Level 4 Access Kit is only for serious collectors, so don't mess around! You'll get all three vinyl records plus Jonathan's entire digital catalog, plus a bunch of other things that were in the basement (not garbage, but merchandise). Jonathan doesn't even know what's down there because he says he's too lazy to go look right now, but there are many kinds of T-shirts and books and CDs and extra bits from various special edition releases and WHO KNOWS WHAT. Also included is a unique, signed and personalized polaroid of Mr. Coulton, possibly wearing a nice new/old 70s shirt that he bought at the thrift store down the street. It'll be fun, mysterious, and above all, super-powered.