Book One: Awoken from a shallow grave, a tired and unsure cowgirl named Abigail is told by some witches nearby she is the key to the end of the world. Abigail accepts it as she had nothing else to do (she had just woken up from the shallow grave mentioned earlier). So she treks north to do that, but people keep asking her things and her general curiosity gets her into a couple fights. Can Daniel the Druid change her mind? Or at the very least open this bottle for her, she’s very thirsty for the contents inside (the bottle).
Book Two: The Continuing Adventures of Abigail, the doomed cowgirl, and Daniel, the druid, as they attempt to make up her mind about wether or not the world should be spared from the end only she can bring upon it (somehow). The King is there too. He’s usually mad that nothing seems to be going his way anymore.
Bookplate Versions have bookplates pre-signed and sketched by Anthony and KC and are not made to order. For physics reasons they are not available with PDFs.
BACK BOOK 2 (240pgs) PDF
Collecting chapters 5-9 • Outstanding Color Interior • Includes progress sketches from KC
BACK BOOK 1 (193pgs) PDF
Collecting the prologue thru chapter 4 • Amazing Color interiors • Includes progress sketches from Anthony and KC
Please refer to these charts before ordering if you are not familiar with the brand of shirt it is printed on! The style of shirt should be identified in the description. Ladies shirt sizes can be especially zany, as many ladies have no doubt noticed in stores. The Human Bird and Paperklip even made an incredibly charming video about those.
One thing to keep in mind American Apparel, Royal Apparel, and Alternative Apparel all run about a size smaller than their Gildan/Hanes counterparts. Ladies 2XLs are pretty small, and if you were to be in the market for a Ladies 3XL, the size basically picks back up at Unisex Large. The cut is slightly different but the message is the same: you are cooler than everyone else.
Some Basic Information
Packages—if all items are in stock—usually leave our Western Massachusetts warehouse within 1 - 4 business days. However, if one of your items is currently on Short Delay/Reprinting that means it is currently in production, it may take up to three weeks to ship, but usually much quicker. If you need something for a specific time/event, or would like to split your order, please submit a Support Ticket and we'll see what we can do.
We also don't require delivery signatures unless you specifically request it.
If You Are in the US
We currently ship things a couple of different ways.
If You Are... Elsewhere
We ship things internationally using DHL eCommerce!
Packages ship in 1-4 business days if not indicated Short Delay. You will be responsible for import taxes, customs, VAT, and other country-specific fees upon receipt of your package.
We offer DHL Parcel eCommerce shipping options for if you're in a low to medium rush, and USPS Priority Express international for when you need something ASAP and money is of no concern to you. They're priced according to speed and tracking accuracy.
- DHL First Class: 220 Countries, Final Delivery scan to most countries, 3-21 days.
- DHL Priority: 220 Countries, Much Better Tracking*, 14 average transit days.
- USPS Priority Mail Express International: 3-5 average transit days is what they advertise!
Please note that we cannot mark packages as "Gifts" to help you evade customs, as that's international mail fraud and they'll throw us in jail which is pointless in a way since no jail can hold us. It is however very inconvenient.
Still have a question about shipping? We have a whole bunch of FAQs about specific things that you should go check out.